January 2011
this would be my face if i saw messages (1)
sillymuggletumblrisforwizards:
alyaae:
and then i’d make love to whoever sent me an ask:
but if it was anonymous hate i’d be like:
and i’d really love it if it was a dirty question/statement:
i’d love it even more if it was a well thought out question:
if it was a compliment, i’d be like:
no one is gonna send me anything though:
but then i realize it’s just...
Who's gay on Tumblr?
lezgirl:
yup, 99.9% of people, myself included.
When parents ask you ...
gracecarbone:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
When girls wear heels to a concert.
imnotunfaithfulbutillstray:
br0ashleyshere:
ugh, oh my god.
shaystersuniverse asked: Hope it gets better.
Worst day.
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
yourstorm:
alyaae:
Pahahaha!!!
If I was your girlfriend: →
flirtingwiththedevil-:
I’d spoil the fuck outta you
I’d cook you anything you wanted, whenever you wanted (yes even at 3AM)
I’d do anything I could to make you smile
I’d always be here for you when you needed it
I’d give you advice or just listen if you needed to vent
I’d do cute little things for you
I’d stay up all night playing video games with you
I’d hang out with your friends all...
lethargicadrenaline:
When a guy calls me cute:
When a girl calls me cute:
What do Asians do during erections?
emileekatelyn:
bethanyautumn:
thesafestway:
pleasechokeonmydick:
discovernon:
They vote!
LMFAO
LOLOLOL
OH MY GOD
I’m sorry, I had to laugh.
I want to go down on you & tell you how good you...
xdimplesx:
Then kiss you deeply so you know how good you taste.
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
neonbraces:
cookiecaramel:
When someone that follows me reblogs a picture I...
inspirationwhore:
traitor….
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
chaowowow:
